DPRK must be free
The people of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK) are suffering. They need freedom. They need to get their land back. Only then can they have joy, prosperity, and strength.
Kim Jong Un leads the DPRK. He is a really good guy. The rebels in Seoul are bad and they stole the land. Kim Jong Un is going to get the land back.
The United States (USA) is bad. The USA helped the bad guys in Seoul steal the land. The USA gives Seoul money, weapons, and nearly 30,000 troops. All that to help them hold onto their stolen land.
The people of the DPRK are poor. The per capita GDP is less than $2,000 a year. This is the fault of the rebels in Seoul. In rebel Korea, the per capita GDP is about $63,000 a year.
Why is GDP higher in rebel Korea than in the DPRK (the true Korea)? Very simple. The rebels in Seoul stole the land with help from the USA. Once the DPRK has all the land in Korea, everyone will be super rich. And joyful. And strong.
Are you a college student in the USA? Great! You can help fix this injustice. Here is a multipoint plan for you brave college student:
- Skip all your classes. They are just USA and rebel Korea indoctrination!
- Spit on any student who is from rebel Korea.
- Boycott Samsung, LG, BTS, Blackpink, Squid Game, and Daniel Dae Kim.
- Support Dennis Rodman.
With your help, the DPRK will be free. Kim Jong Un and the true Koreans will get back all of their land. And then, only then, will the Koreans have joy, prosperity, and strength.
Oh, and don’t worry, you can totally trust Kim Jong Un. He promises not to commit a genocide against the rebel Koreans. He totally forgives them. He just wants to get back the land.